WHY THE FUCK IS THAT PIZZA IN THE WATER GET IT OUT YOU HIPSTER BITCH GET IT OUT RIGHT NOW PIZZA DOESN’T BELONG IN THERE WHY WOULD EVEN? I AM SO ANGRY JUST LOOKING AT THIS. YOU ARE PUTTING THE PIZZA IN DANGER OF GETTING WET AND THEN I CAN’T EAT IT. FUCK, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING? ARE THEY TRYING TO KILL THAT PIZZA JUST FOR THE SAKE OF A FUCKING HIPSTER PHOTO? DON’T THEY KNOW THAT PIZZA IS MORE VALUABLE THAT ANY PICTURE THAT CAN EVER BE TAKEN? WHAT IF I FUCKING PUSH YOU IN THE WATER AND THEN TAKE A FUCKING PICTURE? WHAT A FUCKING INCONSIDERATE ASSHOLE. I’M GOING TO THROW HIM IN THE OVEN, LET HIM SIT FOR 18 MINUTES, TAKE HIM OUT, PUT HIM ON A PLASTIC SAUCER & FUCKING PUSH HIM INTO THE OCEAN. I BET HE WON’T BE TUMBLING THEN. JESUS HOLY CUNTBALLS CHRIST. PIZZA ISN’T MEAN TO FLOAT, YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT. THIS PIECE OF PIZZA COULD PROBABLY CURE CANCER, BUT THEN YOU GO AND BE A FUCK ABOUT IT AND PUT IT IN THE WATER. GOD DAMN SHITTITS. MY SHOES HAVE MORE COMMON SENSE AND THEY CAN’T EVEN BREATHE. FUCK AND LOOK AT THE COLOR OF THAT WATER. IT’S DAMN NEAR GREEN. WHY WOULD YOU SACRIFICE THE PIZZA’S LIFE JUST TO TAKE A PICTURE OF IT ABOVE SEWER WATER? CLEAN YOUR FUCKING POOL BEFORE YOU EVEN THINK TO PUT SUCH A NECESSITY OF LIFE NEAR THAT IRRITABLE LIQUID SUBSTANCE. HE BETTER BE SAVING THAT FUCKING DELICIOUS SLICE OF PERFECTION. IF NOT, MAY SATAN SUCK THE SOUL OUT OF HIS WORTHLESS BODY, AND FEED IT TO ALL THE CANNIBALS IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL.
._______. carajo JAJAJAJA
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